(to We don’t have to take our clothes off by Jermaine Stewart)

Not so close, with those lips

You just took for granted that we are all over it

Lockdown’s done, we’re all game

Party hard with the aim to intoxicate our brains

Why do you, pressure me?

Let’s just go and pace it all a bit more leisurely 

I’ll go out, do it all

But I’ll work it my way with what makes me comfortable

So come on baby, it’s not hard to see

Don’t want your spit all over me

We don’t have to take our masks off

To have a good time

Oh no

We can dance and sing and be free

Just with some PPE, uh huh

Nah nah nah na na na nah nah etc

Just slow down if you want me

When I say go with the flow I mean it ‘laterally’

So I’ll stay on my wits

Won’t feel embarrassed if I want to sanitise my bits

So we’ll have fun unless you start to cough

In which case you can just fuck off

We don’t have to take our masks off

To have a good time

Oh no

I can dance and party, full whack

But keep one metre back, uh huh

We don’t have to take our masks off

To have some fun here

Oh no

If we keep to guidance, about

Then Mark can’t whip it out, uh huh

Nah nah nah na na na nah nah etc

We don’t have to take our, masks off!